Alright, I know it feels like I just wrote my last HotW but whatever. I’m bored and I recently remembered something that upset me alot.
Alright so back when I was still in school I used to eat at the student union quite frequently. My meals varied- sometimes it was a sandwich, sometimes a plate of Chinese food, sometimes something else. Anyways, during one particular day I was sitting at a table alone, eating some delicious Chinese noodles while reading my paper (one of my favorite things to do, ah, the simple things in life).
The Chinese food that they served was on a plastic plate, something kindve like this (but a little more squareish shaped):
Anyways, I’m minding my business, eating my noodles with a plastic FORK…you know, the ones that look like this:
It makes the most sense. Forks are the best to pick up the noodles from the plate, as you can’t use a bowl to scoop the contents up. Most azns use it in this manner:
(Where you just jam everything into your mouth like a machine and you don’t fucking stop until the food is gone).
Weirdly enough, the restaurant offers chopsticks to its customers, despite serving the food on the foam plates. Naively enough, the (white) masses come forth, grabbing and eating their oriental food in a ‘traditional’ sense, with chopsticks!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
That was about my reaction when I looked up from my paper and saw a multitude of people eating their general tsos chicken/orange chicken with the chopsticks. I had a hearty chuckle while watching a hipster-looking fag struggle with the chopsticks, dropping his piece of orange chicken to the ground like a buffoon. I continued to swipe the noodles into my mouth with blazing efficiency, succeeding not with my traditional chopsticks but a FORK. I smiled and continue to observe…
One peculiar looking chick was using her chopsticks fairly well. She slid her general tsos fairly well and I was impressed. Then she got to the puzzling conundrum of how to eat her rice. You see, you can’t just jam it into your mouth like you could when eating in a bowl. I laughed when I watched her eat in tiny bits, little rice piece after little rice piece. After about 7 minutes she finally had enough and got a fork.
Goddamn white people wtf…even the azns I watched were eating the fucking chinese food with a fork. We know what’s up… YOU ARE NOT COOL OR UNIQUE BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO EAT WITH CHOPSTICKS. DO THE PRACTICAL THING AND USE A FUCKING FORK! WHEN YOU SEE AZNS EATING CHINESE FOOD WITH A FORK, YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS WRONG WHEN YOU’RE USING CHOPSTICKS.
cliffs: don’t use chopsticks when you’re eating off a fucking plate, ESPECIALLY when rice is involved. it just leads to hilarious results.