Alright so going off on more retarded subcultures…I really fucking hate wiggers. Urban dictionary’s definition of such:
A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through “Bling” fashion and generally accepted “thug life” guiding principles.
Living in upper middle class Omaha, Nebraska, I can tell you for a fact that the area I live in is not ghetto…it is a nice area with many houses defined (at the very minimum) as ‘middle class’.
With that said, there are dozens of little freaks that think that West Omaha is some twisted form of South Central…and the very idea makes me sick. Kids who have never had a starving day in their life, who drive their daddy’s escalade, who live in their $400,000 houses (which in Omaha is very very good), and probably still have a fucking allowance walk around town acting like a fucking gangster.
I don’t really know where this shit stems from. There are definitely some ghetto areas in Omaha, something that alot of people might not know – http://omaha.com/article/20100221/NEWS01/702219915. But every day I pass by kids who are wearing large studded earrings and super baggy clothes. But above all, my hatred for the STRAIGHT BILLED FUCKING HATS pisses me off the most.
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS? UNLESS YOU’RE A FUCKING BASEBALL PLAYER I DON’T FUCKING GET IT.
Back in my day, kids used to bend their fucking hats…hell, leaving them straight was ‘uncool’. Then I guess gangsters (aka blacks) started to leave them straight (with the sticker still on I might add) and VIOLA! We have the hardcore suburban white faggot who thinks he’s hard shit.
You are not from L.A.
You are not from Chicago.
You are not from New York.
YOU ARE FROM FUCKING OMAHA NEBRASKA RIP THAT FUCKING TAG OFF YOU FREAK
Goddamn. Alright, I guess I can sometimes see liking some other sports teams (when you’re not necessarily from there). And hell, I guess we’re all young and fucking retarded sometimes. I recall having an old UNC hat i bought freshman year when I was still obsessed with M.J. (even though by that time he was reaching the end)…I guess there can be some excuse. But why the hell do you fag kids like to
-leave the fucking sticker on?
-tilt the hat sideways?
-WEAR IT WHILE YOU’RE FUCKING WORKING OUT?? Makes no fucking sense to me…you should be focusing on your fucking weightlifting or whatever the fuck you wiggers do in the gym, not worrying about your fucking fashion. (This is actually a case for another similar rant, gym fashion, but maybe another time).
You know…kids these days, they make me sick. So many fucking wiggers all over the place, what the hell. If I had a genie in a bottle I wouldn’t ask for 10 million bucks in my account…I’d ask him to throw every single one of these douchey wigger freaks into the various areas of Downtown Chicago/Harlem/South Central/Dade County/etc and see how long they last. If you want to act like a fucking gangster then let them try.
Goddammit, little queer 120 pound ‘tough guys’ make me sick. I hate the retarded ebonics, the wannabe tough guy mentality, the ideas that these guys can “shoot you up” or “drive bys are frequent”…these ideas are so goddamn retarded. It’s not even really a phase for these retards either, it’s just a full out retard mentality. I’d probably beat my kid senseless if he ever became a true ‘chigga’. Disgusting.
