So I’m a pretty bitter person. People who know me personally can attest to this. There are alot of things I hate…this probably isn’t the best place to publicly voice my opinion (I should probably be more politically correct but fuck that, this is my blog and I’ll rant on what I damn well please).
I feel like I’ve been a bit sappy on this blog and not really true to form. So here, I’ll start now…hopefully I can make one of these a week to show you what a bitter angry man I am.These will all be uncensored and highly offensive, so if you’re a weak pussy then don’t read on from here. I’m guessing this column will be fairly offensive, insulting other sexual preferences, races, etc, so don’t read this if you’re easily offended.
HATE OF THE FUCKING WEEK- TV PERSONALITIES
I will discuss all people on television I hate. I don’t watch alot of programs these days but meh…
1- RANDY RETARD JACKSON-
So I watched American Idol the other day (I take that back, I was sitting on the couch with my mom and sister and they were watching it, I was browsing the internet) when retard Randy comes on. For those of you who don’t know, Randy Jackson is a judge on American Idol. There are many, many things I hate about Randy…I think what pisses me off is him saying shit like “man…I jus’ wasn’ feelin’ it dawg…just not you!” Oh shut the fuck up Randy, this white pathetic singer is no more your “dawg” than Dr. Dre is.
Here is a clip of idiotic gangster talk from Randy-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrnEkwyeq4Q
His criticisms make me sick. I don’t know shit about the music business (or the evaluation thereof) but WTF is this moron trying to say? Here is another retard clip from him - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPY9U3me0Rs&feature=related
Not that I even really watch American Idol…but lord have mercy, Randy Retard Jackson is a dichotomous freak, edging on both the gangster/ebonic talk and expert, eloquent professional. PICK A DAMN SIDE RANDY YOU SUCK ASS AT BOTH.
2- TODD MCGAY
What the hell is this guy even saying? Obviously NFL draft pick analysts have a pretty tough job and it’s a pretty inexact science….but McGay takes it to a new level. For those who don’t know, he’s a guy who analyzes the NFL draft, along with Mel Kiper Jr., etc. With that said, this guy just pisses me off to no end (And no, it’s not because he hates my bff Tim Tebow either). And I guess he’s paid to create refreshing new drafts, against the grain…but jesus, his last mock was just ????
#1 Rams take G. McCoy, 4 tackles in the first 8 picks (this class doesn’t even have many must-take OT either)…???
Whatever, if he’s right, I guess I’ll have to eat crow. McShay can go suck a dick though, I’m tired of listening to him and Mel Kiper cry to each other.
Link- Todd McGay is a scam
3- Nancy Grace
I shouldn’t even really have to say anything about this lady. She’s a self righteous bitch who thinks she’s the defender of justice once her fiancee or someone got murdered. This lady spouts on and on, lord have mercy…sometimes I wish she’d just shut her trap and go eat a dick or something instead. I see my hatred is shared as well, seen here- http://nancygracemustdie.com/
She’s just idiotic and irrational, like most women are. She’ll see an offender or something and go off on him because she was personally affected by a similar crime in some way shape or form (or they somehow conflict with her moral values). Another hilarious post here- http://johnhgohdecommentator.wordpress.com/2009/02/17/nancy-grace-is-not-squeaky-clean/
God I hate you Nancy Grace.
I was going to write one on gay fashion designer “experts” but I’d probably be stepping over the line so whatever. I’m still hesitant to post some of the true bitterness here that I have, so you’ll have to make do with this. Speaking of fashion “experts”, how the hell do you become an “expert” at critiquing fashion? Seems idiotic to me. Who the hell cares if Halle Berry is wearing one strap or two? What’s the fuckin difference? Who cares if so and so wears a necklace with her dress? wtf? Some of those freaks piss me off so bad when they spaz out over “bad” fashion…then again, I’m a guy who wears jersey shorts and a beater 24/7 so what the hell do I know ? (yes, I’m a redneck).
#1 by melissa on February 11, 2010 - 9:12 pm
i like this post because it has nothing to do with poker and nancy grace is a nuttttttttso!
also, you’re delusional. tim tebow is not your bff. if he read this he would probably disown you as a fan for thinking so many “sinful” things.
how bitter would you be if i submitted you to the show what not to wear? (in case you havent seen it, they criticize your current wardrobe and then give you $5000 to buy clothes that ARENT beaters and gym shorts.)
#2 by orange on February 11, 2010 - 9:46 pm
haha…well, maybe I could get 5k so whatever. That said, I’d probably refuse to be critiqued by a bunchve freaks, even for that money.